THE UNDISPUTED MASTRESS OF MISERY, TITAN OF TORMENT, LORD OF STRIFE, OF CHALLENGE, OF TREMORS AND FIRE, SEEKS SERVANTS IN A MATTER OF UTMOST IMPORTANT TO THE LORD OF FIRE AND TREMORS.

WILLING SERVANTS SHOULD KNEEL, CHANTING THE NAME OF THE LORD OF FIRE, BEFORE THE WALL OF HEROES IN ROM AT NOON ON SIXTHDAY.

TIME WASTERS WILL BE OBLITERATED.

- Posters that have been appearing around the city. Attempts to remove them have resulted in the posters sticking faster to the surface they were attached to, eventually leading to resignation from the Bureaucracy and supplementary notices added reading “the Bureaucracy would be grateful to anyone who can find out what this raving skeleton wants this time - the Bureaucracy would be especially grateful to anyone who can find out how he gets all these bloody posters up undetected”

• Jerokin [sp?] - Luke
• Hanna [sp?] - Phil
• Buckler's Assistant - Joe